the bowl of lucky charms project.

this experiment was conducted for those of us who have ever wondered, "what happens when you leave a bowl of lucky charms in your room for an undetermined amount of time?". at the kates room labs, new york division. do not be scared. im scared. but thats okay cos this is science.

problem:what will happen to this bowl of cereal? hypothesis:hypotheses are for losers. equipment:bowl of lucky charms. milk. procedure:1.pour cereal and milk. 2.acquire spoon. 3.go talk on the phone in bed. 4.dont feel hungry anymore. 5.completely forget about the cereal. observations: 02.24.01. - day one looks like a bowl of day old cereal. nothing extraordinary. tempted to eat it, i resist. because i love you guys. 02.25.01 - day two milk turns bluer. note the evaporation ring. well you probably cant see it but just know that some milk evaporated. what did you expect. 02.26.01 - day three well, the milk was still blue and didnt smell. this frustrated the scientist cos no one cares about gobs of pictures of blue milk. so i decided to be bold and pick up the spoon. there was suddenly a smell. it smells like glue. i dont want to go in my room anymore. note the thick goopy consistency and reluctancy (is that a word) to leave the spoon. 02.27.01 - day four i think this is getting exciting. it sorta reeks. its pretty solid. chuck e. cheese is there to illustrate this. ooh im kvelling here, i cant wait until tomorrow! its gotta grow fuzz soon... (note the empty ice cream container. im SO impressed with myself for being able to eat ice cream with that sitting there. im SO tough. grrrrr. 02.28.01 - day five alright, i'll be frank. nothing is happening its just getting crusty and smelly. so i decided to be gross and liven up the picture taking process. i'll leave you with a quote from elllllla. "youre such a twelve year old boy. thats such a twelve year old boy thing to do. except a twelve year old boy wouldnt so it with such rigorous documentation." im SO cool. 03.06.01 - day something i havent didnt updated lately but now i am. and it dont get much more lately. sorry to those who sent me hate mail, ransom notes, death threats, etc. umm.. the cereals crusty now.. it smells.. yadda yadda. thats my weezer stub next to it. aw yeah. thats it. 03.27.01 - final day this was taken when the project was concluded. the thing was rock solid and ella vowed not to enter my house if it was still there. so, i put it in a little sprinkles container and gave it to max. and he left it in tom's house. thus ending our experiment. conclusion:rotting food makes people care about me.